March 2012
3 posts
teacher: yes some white people tried to fight against racism during the 60's
me: yes did you know that the beatl-
person: shut up
friend: ben and jerry's is great isn't it?
me: did you know that there's a john len-
friend: shut up
person: i like the song violet hill
me: did you know that violet hill is a road near abbey road and the song's named in honor of the beat-
person: shut up
someone: i need help
me: i need somebody
me: help! not just anybo-
someone: shut up
February 2012
195 posts
ebonezer snooze
isthatwhatyoumint:
Me: hey guess what-
Mom: NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT GOD DAMN BAND THAT YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT DON'T YOU EVER GET SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING YOUR OWN FUCKING VOICE WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP AND LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR ONCE MAYBE GET SOME FRESH AIR AND ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE INSTEAD OF SITTING IN A DARK ROOM DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT AND TALKING TO GOD KNOWS WHO ON THE INTERNET GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR SOMETHING I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
Me:
Listening to Paul McCartney's Grammy Preformance...
ahipsteratulip:
… I hear the beginning to “The End” and I immediately go from this:
to this:
then to this:
and then this:
then this:
then all of a sudden this:
and this:
culminating in this:
this:
and this:
And finally this:
within five seconds.
People on the Internet: I love that band.
Me: OMG REALLY? LET'S BE BEST FRIENDS!!!
People at school: I love that band.
Me: no you don't.